I'm a product engineer who builds MVPs for founders. A normal portfolio says "I build apps, websites, dashboards and AI features." I wanted mine to show it instead.

How it works:
- You type an idea in the hero ("a dog-walking app")
- It's handwritten onto a sticky note that unfolds into a 3D board
- As you scroll, the board builds the mobile app, the website, the admin dashboard, the AI features and the automations
- It ends on "Shipped." with your idea's name, and the contact section says "Let's ship Dog-Walking App."

Other bits:
- A "What goes in v1?" sorter: drag features into v1, later or cut, and a split-flap board shows the weeks to launch
- Testimonials shown as the messages they arrived in
- A live GitHub activity map
- A pixel pet that wanders around

Stack: Next.js, three.js, GSAP, Lenis, Tailwind. The 3D boards are drawn in canvas, not models.

Link in the comments. Roast it. What would you type in first?