"Why is WordPress slow?" breakdown of the typical answers abridged
I've seen this question asked and answered many, many times. And it seems that the answers depend on who you ask:
- WP Users: "I have no idea... it just is."
- Non-WP Users: "Because it's old/PHP. Use Next/Nuxt/Astro/Webflow/Wix/Ghost/...."
- Theme developers:
"It's plugins or hosting. Or other themes - ours is fast."
- Plugin developers:
"It's theme or hosting. Or other plugins - ours is fast."
- Hosting company: "It's plugins or theme. Or other hostings - come to us we're fast."
- WordPress "Experts": "WordPress powers 43% of the web(...)"
- WordPress Core Performance: "We'd like to make it fast, but we can't make any drastic changes, because someone should be able to run their blog on a solar-powered potato..."
- WordPress Performance Experts: "It's complicated... I can make an audit, it will take around 10h and cost $999"
- WordPress Cache Plugin developers: "It's not if you cache everything!"
- WordPress Performance Plugin developers: "There are many reasons, but our plugin fixes all of them!
*unless it doesn't - then you need to switch hosting"
( yes, it's a satire )
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