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Received — 6 July 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Offside 5 July 2026 at 19:00

Offside

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5 July 2026 at 19:00

The arbiter gave my knight a red card for capturing with cleats up :(

Received — 3 July 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Types of Tornado Alert 2 July 2026 at 19:00

Types of Tornado Alert

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2 July 2026 at 19:00

I hate the unearthly sound my phone makes when the weather service issues a tornado harbinger.

Received — 1 July 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Holes 30 June 2026 at 19:00

Holes

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30 June 2026 at 19:00

If you're thinking 'Wait, a giant crystal cave in Mexico? What's that?' then I'm SO excited for the image search you're about to do.

Received — 29 June 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Asteroid Threat 28 June 2026 at 19:00

Asteroid Threat

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28 June 2026 at 19:00

Paleontologists have long worried that the dinosaurs blasted into space 66 million years ago will one day complete their orbits and fall back down.

Received — 26 June 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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720 Ollie 25 June 2026 at 19:00

720 Ollie

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25 June 2026 at 19:00

This discovery was key to his demonstration of regular/goofy symmetry violation, which won him gold in the theory portion of the X Games.

Received — 24 June 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Baryon Asymmetry 23 June 2026 at 19:00

Baryon Asymmetry

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23 June 2026 at 19:00

Wait, what do you mean, 'dark matter'? It's not dark, it interacts with high-energy gamma rays ... right? Oh jeez, did I forget to make it interact?

Received — 22 June 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Sports Commentary 21 June 2026 at 19:00

Sports Commentary

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21 June 2026 at 19:00

The plural of anecdote may not be data, but the singular of data is anecdote.

Received — 19 June 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Side Effect 18 June 2026 at 19:00

Side Effect

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18 June 2026 at 19:00

Brace yourself--the chirp gets pretty weird.

Received — 17 June 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Messi 16 June 2026 at 19:00

Messi

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16 June 2026 at 19:00

Commentators agree that this will probably be the last World Cup in which Messi faces serious competition.

Received — 15 June 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Tethys 14 June 2026 at 19:00

Tethys

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14 June 2026 at 19:00

In order to carry the necessary crafting supplies, they built the ships at 12:1 scale.

Received — 12 June 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Plate Flip 11 June 2026 at 19:00

Plate Flip

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11 June 2026 at 19:00

It's great for exfoliating your skin, bones, houses, cities, landscape, etc.

Received — 10 June 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Beam Pipe 9 June 2026 at 19:00

Beam Pipe

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9 June 2026 at 19:00

'If you keep trying to spray your collaborators with the beam when they're not looking, I'm turning off the ion source and NO one will get to play with the beam!' --Physics's mom

Received — 8 June 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Nostalgia Content 7 June 2026 at 19:00

Nostalgia Content

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7 June 2026 at 19:00

Gen-Z got a chunk of the Carboniferous, and now all their memes are about how pathetic and small today's dragonflies are.

Received — 5 June 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Planetary Science 4 June 2026 at 19:00

Planetary Science

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4 June 2026 at 19:00

The research was overseen by the Institutional Review Board, which is what I named my surfboard.

Received — 3 June 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Detector 2 June 2026 at 19:00

Detector

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2 June 2026 at 19:00

No other experiment has a lower false negative rate.

Received — 1 June 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Sunbeam 31 May 2026 at 19:00

Sunbeam

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31 May 2026 at 19:00

While weather control is typically thought of as a superpower, the unconscious ability of astronomers and astrophotographers to summon clouds is more properly classified as a curse.

Received — 29 May 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Ancestral Genomes 28 May 2026 at 19:00

Ancestral Genomes

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28 May 2026 at 19:00

SUGGESTIONS FOR FUTURE RESEARCH: No further research is needed as it is frankly none of our business.

Received — 27 May 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Time Machine Conversation 26 May 2026 at 19:00

Time Machine Conversation

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26 May 2026 at 19:00

It's possible to do sea navigation without a compass, but you'll have to get some spoilers from the Polynesians.

Received — 25 May 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Flag Design 24 May 2026 at 19:00

Flag Design

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24 May 2026 at 19:00

Every place has a local cryptid; more places need a local Pictish Beast, a creature in historical art that's drawn so weirdly that no one can tell what animal it's supposed to be.

Received — 22 May 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Neutrino Project 21 May 2026 at 19:00

Neutrino Project

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21 May 2026 at 19:00

We definitely put the pool in a mine for shielding. It was absolutely not to hide it from the funding people.