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Speedrun 14 May 2026 at 19:00

Speedrun

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14 May 2026 at 19:00

Usain Bolt holds the world record in the 100 meter speedrun.

Received — 13 May 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Results Age 12 May 2026 at 19:00

Results Age

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12 May 2026 at 19:00

Please, we need your help. Our research suggests you're the last living descendant of the person who knew how to format this config file.

Received — 12 May 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Pullback Drive 10 May 2026 at 19:00

Pullback Drive

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10 May 2026 at 19:00

"How does the spring not run out almost immediately?" "We pull it back REALLY far."

Received — 8 May 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Crystal Gazing 7 May 2026 at 19:00

Crystal Gazing

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7 May 2026 at 19:00

'Beyond that lies a vale of fire through which my vision cannot penetrate' is the kind of fun thing geologists, heliophysicists, and early universe cosmologists have a lot of opportunities to say.

Received — 6 May 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Aperiodic Table 5 May 2026 at 19:00

Aperiodic Table

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5 May 2026 at 19:00

Scientists occasionally invent alternative periodic table layouts, which is usually a sign that they don't have enough enrichment in their enclosures.

Received — 5 May 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Horizontal Stabilizers 3 May 2026 at 19:00

Horizontal Stabilizers

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3 May 2026 at 19:00

It started as a mistake that everyone was afraid to admit to, and then it stuck because removing it 'looks silly.'.

Received — 1 May 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Bottle 30 April 2026 at 19:00

Bottle

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30 April 2026 at 19:00

"I know it seems impossible, but the trick is that I sailed in here when I was very young."

Received — 29 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Simple Machines 28 April 2026 at 19:00

Simple Machines

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28 April 2026 at 19:00

It's hard to decide which simple machine system to invest in. DeWalt makes a great lever and inclined plane, but I hear Milwaukee's wheel-and-axles are really good.

Received — 27 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Soniferous Aether 26 April 2026 at 19:00

Soniferous Aether

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26 April 2026 at 19:00

Imagine you could ride alongside a sound wave. It would probably be pretty cool, right? We're putting in a departmental budget request to buy a really fast plane so we can check it out.

Received — 24 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Husband and Wife 23 April 2026 at 19:00

Husband and Wife

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23 April 2026 at 19:00

Borat came out twenty years ago this year--closer to the breakup of the Soviet Union than to today--but it honestly feels like it's been even longer, somehow.

Received — 22 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Border Message 21 April 2026 at 19:00

Border Message

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21 April 2026 at 19:00

Thanks to differences in logging regulations, the messages actually turned out to be visible from the air.

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Types of Board Game 19 April 2026 at 19:00

Types of Board Game

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19 April 2026 at 19:00

I can't believe Candles of Vienna caved to commercial pressure and added the Goku expansion.

Received — 17 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Europa Missions 16 April 2026 at 19:00

Europa Missions

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16 April 2026 at 19:00

Before resurfacing, they promise to inspect the ice for any evidence of hockey-playing life.

Received — 15 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Make It Myself 14 April 2026 at 19:00

Make It Myself

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14 April 2026 at 19:00

It's not as big a loss as it looks, because now I have leftover supplies, which will help me talk myself into doing this all over again with a new project!

Received — 13 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Countdown Standard 12 April 2026 at 19:00

Countdown Standard

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12 April 2026 at 19:00

Anyone who is caught counting 'three ... two ... one ... zero ... GO!' will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.

Received — 10 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Lightning 9 April 2026 at 19:00

Lightning

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9 April 2026 at 19:00

Maybe you should wear one too? I guess I'm taller than you, so as long as I have one we're fine.

Received — 8 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Overton 7 April 2026 at 19:00

Overton

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7 April 2026 at 19:00

I think I accidentally installed an Overton window in my bedroom. A few months ago, the sun wasn't in my face in the morning, but now it is.

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Grammar 5 April 2026 at 19:00

Grammar

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5 April 2026 at 19:00

Communication is one of the most popular ways to transmit information, ahead of rivals such as

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Day Counter 2 April 2026 at 19:00

Day Counter

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2 April 2026 at 19:00

It has been −2,147,483,648 days since our last integer overflow.

Received — 1 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Creation 31 March 2026 at 19:00

Creation

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31 March 2026 at 19:00

This xkcd.com update introduces a variety of new reading modes which can be activated through the menu below the comic.