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Received — 1 May 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Bottle 30 April 2026 at 19:00

Bottle

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30 April 2026 at 19:00

"I know it seems impossible, but the trick is that I sailed in here when I was very young."

Received — 29 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Simple Machines 28 April 2026 at 19:00

Simple Machines

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28 April 2026 at 19:00

It's hard to decide which simple machine system to invest in. DeWalt makes a great lever and inclined plane, but I hear Milwaukee's wheel-and-axles are really good.

Received — 27 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Soniferous Aether 26 April 2026 at 19:00

Soniferous Aether

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26 April 2026 at 19:00

Imagine you could ride alongside a sound wave. It would probably be pretty cool, right? We're putting in a departmental budget request to buy a really fast plane so we can check it out.

Received — 24 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Husband and Wife 23 April 2026 at 19:00

Husband and Wife

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23 April 2026 at 19:00

Borat came out twenty years ago this year--closer to the breakup of the Soviet Union than to today--but it honestly feels like it's been even longer, somehow.

Received — 22 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Border Message 21 April 2026 at 19:00

Border Message

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21 April 2026 at 19:00

Thanks to differences in logging regulations, the messages actually turned out to be visible from the air.

Received — 20 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Types of Board Game 19 April 2026 at 19:00

Types of Board Game

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19 April 2026 at 19:00

I can't believe Candles of Vienna caved to commercial pressure and added the Goku expansion.

Received — 17 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Europa Missions 16 April 2026 at 19:00

Europa Missions

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16 April 2026 at 19:00

Before resurfacing, they promise to inspect the ice for any evidence of hockey-playing life.

Received — 15 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Make It Myself 14 April 2026 at 19:00

Make It Myself

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14 April 2026 at 19:00

It's not as big a loss as it looks, because now I have leftover supplies, which will help me talk myself into doing this all over again with a new project!

Received — 13 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Countdown Standard 12 April 2026 at 19:00

Countdown Standard

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12 April 2026 at 19:00

Anyone who is caught counting 'three ... two ... one ... zero ... GO!' will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.

Received — 10 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Lightning 9 April 2026 at 19:00

Lightning

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9 April 2026 at 19:00

Maybe you should wear one too? I guess I'm taller than you, so as long as I have one we're fine.

Received — 8 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Overton 7 April 2026 at 19:00

Overton

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7 April 2026 at 19:00

I think I accidentally installed an Overton window in my bedroom. A few months ago, the sun wasn't in my face in the morning, but now it is.

Received — 6 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Grammar 5 April 2026 at 19:00

Grammar

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5 April 2026 at 19:00

Communication is one of the most popular ways to transmit information, ahead of rivals such as

Received — 3 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Day Counter 2 April 2026 at 19:00

Day Counter

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2 April 2026 at 19:00

It has been −2,147,483,648 days since our last integer overflow.

Received — 1 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Creation 31 March 2026 at 19:00

Creation

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31 March 2026 at 19:00

This xkcd.com update introduces a variety of new reading modes which can be activated through the menu below the comic.

Received — 30 March 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Home Solar 29 March 2026 at 19:00

Home Solar

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29 March 2026 at 19:00

"While I try to do my part to destroy the environment, I try not to focus too much on individual responsibility. By pushing for broad policy changes, we can collectively do far more damage to the biosphere than any of us could on our own."

Received — 27 March 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Satellite Pollution 26 March 2026 at 19:00

Satellite Pollution

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26 March 2026 at 19:00

We're working to make sure the images are as up-to-date and accurate as possible, with a minimum number of sponsored galaxies.

Received — 25 March 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Centimeter Wavelengths 24 March 2026 at 19:00

Centimeter Wavelengths

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24 March 2026 at 19:00

Yes, the cosmic microwave background is great, but what about the earthly microwave foreground?

Received — 23 March 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Inflation Timeline 22 March 2026 at 19:00

Inflation Timeline

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22 March 2026 at 19:00

Depending what corners of the internet you hang out on, 'regular' may at times awkwardly coexist with 'sexy.'

Received — 20 March 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Star Formation 19 March 2026 at 19:00

Star Formation

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19 March 2026 at 19:00

It's ok, I still have some nice, cool gas clouds that aren't collapsing. As long as nothing ionizes them, I can continue to enjoy their ... HEY! NO!!!

Received — 18 March 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Landscape Features 17 March 2026 at 19:00

Landscape Features

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17 March 2026 at 19:00

'Well, there's speculation that it's due to a mantle hotspot.' --a geologist who's trying to cover up the fact that they didn't hear your question