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Received — 16 February 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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SNEWS 15 February 2026 at 19:00

SNEWS

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15 February 2026 at 19:00

People say setting of fireworks indoors is dangerous, but I looked at their energy release and it's like 10^-40 foe; totally negligible.

Received — 13 February 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Bad Map Projection: Zero Declination 12 February 2026 at 19:00

Bad Map Projection: Zero Declination

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12 February 2026 at 19:00

'The zero line in WMM2025 passes through a lot of population centers; I wonder what year the largest share of the population lived in a zone of less than 5° of declination,' he thought, derailing all other tasks for the rest of the day.

Received — 11 February 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Installation 10 February 2026 at 19:00

Installation

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10 February 2026 at 19:00

Do YOU remember the skylight being this big?

Received — 9 February 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Carbon Dating 8 February 2026 at 19:00

Carbon Dating

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8 February 2026 at 19:00

This dating is corroborated by the presence of stone tools at the site, rather than earlier and less effective helium ones.

Received — 6 February 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs 5 February 2026 at 19:00

Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs

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5 February 2026 at 19:00

Staplers are actually in Pseudosuchia, making them more closely related to crocodiles than to dinosaurs.

Received — 4 February 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Binary Star 3 February 2026 at 19:00

Binary Star

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3 February 2026 at 19:00

The discovery of a fully typographical star system comes with a big asterisk.

Received — 2 February 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Groundhog Day Meaning 1 February 2026 at 19:00

Groundhog Day Meaning

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1 February 2026 at 19:00

Originally, the ceremony used a variety of rodents and mustelids, but over time most people agreed it made sense to standardize on a specific individual ground squirrel in Pennsylvania.

Received — 30 January 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Proof Without Content 29 January 2026 at 19:00

Proof Without Content

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29 January 2026 at 19:00

There's also a proof without content of a conjecture without content, but it's left as an exercise for the reader.

Received — 28 January 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Chemical Formula 27 January 2026 at 19:00

Chemical Formula

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27 January 2026 at 19:00

Some of the atoms in the molecule are very weakly bound.

Received — 26 January 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Early Arthropods 25 January 2026 at 19:00

Early Arthropods

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25 January 2026 at 19:00

'Ugh, I'm never going to be like spiders. My descendants will all just be normal arthropods who mind their own busines and don't do anything weird.' --The ancestor of a bunch of eusocial insects

Received — 23 January 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Double-Pronged Extension Cord 22 January 2026 at 19:00

Double-Pronged Extension Cord

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22 January 2026 at 19:00

'Oh, and can I borrow 50 sacks of loose flour, a pile of lithium-ion batteries, a bucket of bleach, and a bucket of vinega--' 'NO!!!!!!'

Received — 21 January 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Cost Savings 20 January 2026 at 19:00

Cost Savings

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20 January 2026 at 19:00

Unfortunately, my scheme to trick NASA has now taken over a decade longer than planned and has run way over budget.

Received — 19 January 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Aurora Coolness 18 January 2026 at 19:00

Aurora Coolness

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18 January 2026 at 19:00

I've had countless nights where the line never left the bottom zone of the graph, but the few moments where it's climbed all the way to the top have made up for them all.

Received — 16 January 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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International Station 15 January 2026 at 19:00

International Station

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15 January 2026 at 19:00

Welcome to the International Space Station Exclamation Point!

Received — 14 January 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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16-Part Epoxy 13 January 2026 at 19:00

16-Part Epoxy

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13 January 2026 at 19:00

Some surfaces may seem difficult to glue. But if you research the materials, find tables of what adhesives work on them, and prepare your surfaces carefully, you can fail to glue them in a fun NEW way that fills your house with dangerous vapors.

Received — 13 January 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Sailing Rigs 11 January 2026 at 19:00

Sailing Rigs

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11 January 2026 at 19:00

I wanted to make the world's fastest yawl, so I made the aft sail bigger, but apparently that means it's not a yawl anymore! It's a real ketch-22.

Received — 10 January 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Planetary Alignment 8 January 2026 at 19:00

Planetary Alignment

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8 January 2026 at 19:00

We're going to need to modify the surface to mount it on the test stand. Which ocean basin do you like the least?

Received — 7 January 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Superstition 6 January 2026 at 19:00

Superstition

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6 January 2026 at 19:00

It's important to teach yourself to feel responsible for random events, because with great responsibility comes great power. That's what my wise Uncle Ben told me right before he died; he might still be alive today if only I'd said rabbit rabbit that year!

Received — 5 January 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Tensegrity 4 January 2026 at 19:00

Tensegrity

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4 January 2026 at 19:00

Some people argue that the tension and compression in the human skeleton is technically tensegrity, but it's missing the defining characteristic: making people say 'wtf, how is that thing floating?' when they see it.

Received — 2 January 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Conic Sections 1 January 2026 at 19:00

Conic Sections

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1 January 2026 at 19:00

They're not generally used for crewed spacecraft because astronauts HATE going around the corners.