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Received — 12 December 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Apples 11 December 2025 at 19:00

Apples

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11 December 2025 at 19:00

The experimental math department's budget is under scrutiny for how much they've been spending on trains leaving Chicago at 9:00pm traveling at 45 mph.

Received — 10 December 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Fishing 9 December 2025 at 19:00

Fishing

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9 December 2025 at 19:00

'That's definitely above the catch-and-release size minimum for planetesimals.' 'I'm going to throw it back anyway.'

Received — 8 December 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Hyperacute Interdynamics 7 December 2025 at 19:00

Hyperacute Interdynamics

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7 December 2025 at 19:00

Our models fall apart where the three theories overlap; we're unable to predict what happens when a nanometer-sized squirrel eats a grapefruit with the mass of the sun.

Received — 5 December 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Chessboard Alignment 4 December 2025 at 19:00

Chessboard Alignment

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4 December 2025 at 19:00

Luckily, the range is limited by the fact that the square boundary lines follow great circles.

Received — 3 December 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Inverted Catenaries 2 December 2025 at 19:00

Inverted Catenaries

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2 December 2025 at 19:00

Some tires are marketed as 'all-shape tires,' but if driven in a climate with both inverted catenary falls and triangle falls, they wear out really fast.

Received — 1 December 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Website Task Flowchart 30 November 2025 at 19:00

Website Task Flowchart

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30 November 2025 at 19:00

Tired of waiting on hold? Use our website to chat with one of our live agents, who are available to produce words at you 24/7!

Received — 28 November 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Bridge Clearance 27 November 2025 at 19:00

Bridge Clearance

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27 November 2025 at 19:00

A lot of the highway department's budget goes to adjusting the sign whenever the moon passes directly overhead.

Received — 26 November 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Satellite Imagery 25 November 2025 at 19:00

Satellite Imagery

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25 November 2025 at 19:00

Every weekend I take an ATV out into the desert and spend a day tracing a faint "(C) GOOGLE 2009" watermark across the landscape.

Received — 24 November 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Fifteen Years 23 November 2025 at 19:00

Fifteen Years

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23 November 2025 at 19:00

"Want to feel old?" "Yes."

Received — 21 November 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Geologic Core Sample 20 November 2025 at 19:00

Geologic Core Sample

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20 November 2025 at 19:00

If you drill at the right angle and time things perfectly, your core sample can include a section of a rival team's coring equipment.

Received — 19 November 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Service Outage 18 November 2025 at 19:00

Service Outage

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18 November 2025 at 19:00

Now, if it were the *Canon* wiki, it's possible to imagine someone with a productivity-related reason for consulting it, but no one's job requires them to read that much about Admiral Daala.

Received — 17 November 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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EPIRBs 16 November 2025 at 19:00

EPIRBs

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16 November 2025 at 19:00

'Oh no, the box is drifting out into the harbor!' 'Yeah, I wouldn't worry about losing it.'

Received — 14 November 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Beam Dump 13 November 2025 at 19:00

Beam Dump

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13 November 2025 at 19:00

We're adding some industrial flypaper to minimize reflection or scattering of customers who might complain.

Received — 12 November 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Car Size 11 November 2025 at 19:00

Car Size

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11 November 2025 at 19:00

'They really shouldn't let those small cars drive in traffic. I worry I'm going to kill someone if I hit one! They should have to drive on the sidewalk, safely out of the way.'

Received — 10 November 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Big and Little Spoons 9 November 2025 at 19:00

Big and Little Spoons

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9 November 2025 at 19:00

Are you the annoying spoon or the sleepy spoon?

Received — 7 November 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Earthquake Prediction Flowchart 6 November 2025 at 19:00

Earthquake Prediction Flowchart

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6 November 2025 at 19:00

At least people who make religious predictions of the apocalypse have an answer to the question 'Why didn't you predict any of the other ones that happened recently?'

Received — 5 November 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Metric Tip 4 November 2025 at 19:00

Metric Tip

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4 November 2025 at 19:00

The package weighs 7 kg 9 oz.

Received — 3 November 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Repair Video 2 November 2025 at 19:00

Repair Video

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2 November 2025 at 19:00

The statue should be in the likeness of whatever sculptor posted the sculpting tool repair video that was most helpful during the installation of the statue.

Received — 31 October 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Heart Mountain 30 October 2025 at 19:00

Heart Mountain

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30 October 2025 at 19:00

Even geology papers about Heart Mountain are like, "Look, we all agree this 'volcanic gas earthquake hovercraft' thing seems like it can't possibly be right, but..."

Received — 29 October 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Airspeed 28 October 2025 at 19:00

Airspeed

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28 October 2025 at 19:00

Carefully maneuvering the balloon down a mineshaft in an effort to break the OTHER altitude record