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Received — 10 September 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Biology Department 9 September 2025 at 19:00

Biology Department

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9 September 2025 at 19:00

Welcome to the Linguistics Department - It has been [2] [DAYS] since someone noticed that the Biology Department sign has a one-day-long singular/plural disagreement after it resets.

Received — 8 September 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Chess Variant 7 September 2025 at 19:00

Chess Variant

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7 September 2025 at 19:00

The draw-by-repetition rule does a good job of keeping players from sliding a tile back and forth repeatedly, but the tiles definitely introduce some weird en passant and castling edge cases.

Received — 5 September 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure 4 September 2025 at 19:00

Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure

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4 September 2025 at 19:00

A person with two watches is never sure what time it is, especially if I got them one of the watches.

Received — 3 September 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Cursed Number 2 September 2025 at 19:00

Cursed Number

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2 September 2025 at 19:00

Another group of mathematicians is working to put an upper bound on the number, although everyone keeps begging them to stop.

Received — 2 September 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Pull 31 August 2025 at 19:00

Pull

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31 August 2025 at 19:00

Be careful fighting gravity. If you win, it's a long way down.

Received — 29 August 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Sea Level 28 August 2025 at 19:00

Sea Level

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28 August 2025 at 19:00

They're up there with coral islands, lightning, and caterpillars turning into butterflies.

Received — 27 August 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Wavefunction Collapse 26 August 2025 at 19:00

Wavefunction Collapse

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26 August 2025 at 19:00

Wavefunction collapse is only one interpretation. Under some interpretations, graduate students also have souls.

Received — 25 August 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Dual Roomba 24 August 2025 at 19:00

Dual Roomba

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24 August 2025 at 19:00

I tried uploading it to a household appliance porn site I found, but apparently their content is limited to only fans.

Received — 22 August 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Coastline Similarity 21 August 2025 at 19:00

Coastline Similarity

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21 August 2025 at 19:00

Hey! A bunch of the early Cretaceous fossils on each coast seem to have been plagiarized, too!

Received — 20 August 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Cesium 19 August 2025 at 19:00

Cesium

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19 August 2025 at 19:00

Someday I hope to find a way to mess up a recipe so badly that it draws the attention of the International Air Transport Association, the International Mathematical Olympiad, or the NSA.

Received — 18 August 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Predicament 17 August 2025 at 19:00

Predicament

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17 August 2025 at 19:00

I dropped my phone while trying to search, and I tried to unlock it from up here, so can you also search for screen repair places?

Received — 15 August 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Archaeology Research 14 August 2025 at 19:00

Archaeology Research

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14 August 2025 at 19:00

The academic archaeology establishment is suppressing my breakthroughs because of the disruption it would bring to their prepared-core flake-based toolmaking industry.

Received — 13 August 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Thread Meeting 12 August 2025 at 19:00

Thread Meeting

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12 August 2025 at 19:00

Hey, so did you ever finish your video series about Cassie and the caterpillar morph? I loved the first three, but never ... no, sorry, I get it, this isn't the place. Sorry! Sorry.

Received — 11 August 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Where Babies Come From 10 August 2025 at 19:00

Where Babies Come From

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10 August 2025 at 19:00

Historians: Contemporaneous documentation of the initial events is often sparse, and in fact people often get testy and uncooperative when we urge better documentation for the historical record.

Received — 8 August 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Disclaimer 7 August 2025 at 19:00

Disclaimer

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7 August 2025 at 19:00

You say no human would reply to a forum thread about Tom Bombadil by writing and editing hundreds of words of text, complete with formatting, fancy punctuation, and two separate uses of the word 'delve'. Unfortunately for both of us, you are wrong.

Received — 6 August 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Snake-in-the-Box Problem 5 August 2025 at 19:00

Snake-in-the-Box Problem

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5 August 2025 at 19:00

Chemistry grad students have been spotted trying to lure campus squirrels into laundry hampers in the hope that it sparks inspiration.

Received — 4 August 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Grounded 3 August 2025 at 19:00

Grounded

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3 August 2025 at 19:00

We should have you at the gate in just under two hours--two and a half if we get pulled over.

Received — 1 August 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Canon 31 July 2025 at 19:00

Canon

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31 July 2025 at 19:00

Achilles was a mighty warrior, but his Achilles' heel was his heel.

Received — 30 July 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Bad Map Projection: Interrupted Spheres 29 July 2025 at 19:00

Bad Map Projection: Interrupted Spheres

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29 July 2025 at 19:00

During the most recent glacial maximum, it's believed that land bridges extended from the surfaces and connected several of the spheres together.

Received — 28 July 2025 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Kite Incident 27 July 2025 at 19:00

Kite Incident

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27 July 2025 at 19:00

Detectives say the key to tracking down the source of the kites was a large wall map covered in thumbtacks and string. 'It's the first time that method has ever actually worked,' said a spokesperson.