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Received — 28 July 2023 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Daytime Firefly 27 July 2023 at 19:00

Daytime Firefly

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27 July 2023 at 19:00

Mr. Jones, watch out for Ms. Lenhart! She's from genus Photuris!

Received — 26 July 2023 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Bad Map Projection: ABS(Longitude) 25 July 2023 at 19:00

Bad Map Projection: ABS(Longitude)

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25 July 2023 at 19:00

Positive vibes/longitudes only

Received — 24 July 2023 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Anti-Vaxxers 23 July 2023 at 19:00

Anti-Vaxxers

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23 July 2023 at 19:00

The vaccine stuff seems pretty simple. But if you take a closer look at the data, it's still simple, but bigger. And slightly blurry. Might need reading glasses.

Received — 21 July 2023 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Global Atmospheric Circulation 20 July 2023 at 19:00

Global Atmospheric Circulation

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20 July 2023 at 19:00

Refs generally say that you can exercise enough altitude control to avoid the ground, but if you start strategically choosing air layers to steer yourself, that's traveling.

Received — 19 July 2023 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Marshmallow 18 July 2023 at 19:00

Marshmallow

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18 July 2023 at 19:00

The increasing number of graham crackers and chocolate bars in orbit has created a growing risk of Kessler s'mores.

Received — 17 July 2023 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Geohydrotypography 16 July 2023 at 19:00

Geohydrotypography

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16 July 2023 at 19:00

The Atlantic is expanding at about 10 ppm (points per month).

Received — 14 July 2023 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Fireflies 13 July 2023 at 19:00

Fireflies

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13 July 2023 at 19:00

I feel bad for Earth 2 and their shadowflies.

Received — 13 July 2023 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Contact Merge 11 July 2023 at 19:00

Contact Merge

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11 July 2023 at 19:00

I actually kind of feel like John and Surf King wouldn't like each other, which is a lot to unpack.

Received — 10 July 2023 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Down 9 July 2023 at 19:00

Down

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9 July 2023 at 19:00

It's just that I get nervous about heights.

Received — 7 July 2023 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Frankenstein Claim Permutations 6 July 2023 at 19:00

Frankenstein Claim Permutations

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6 July 2023 at 19:00

When I began trying to form a new claim by stitching together these parts in such an unnatural way, some called me mad.

Received — 5 July 2023 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Room Temperature 4 July 2023 at 19:00

Room Temperature

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4 July 2023 at 19:00

They're also refusing to fund my device that demonstrates uncontrolled hot fusion.

Received — 3 July 2023 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Actual Progress 2 July 2023 at 19:00

Actual Progress

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2 July 2023 at 19:00

Slowly progressing from 'how do protons behave in relativistic collisions?' to 'what the heck are protons even doing when they're just sitting there?'

Received — 30 June 2023 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Real Estate Analysis 29 June 2023 at 19:00

Real Estate Analysis

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29 June 2023 at 19:00

Mars does get a good score on 'noise levels' and 'scenic views,' but the school district ranking isn't great; the only teacher--the Perseverance rover--is too busy with rock samples to teach more than the occasional weekend class.

Received — 28 June 2023 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Glass-Topped Table 27 June 2023 at 19:00

Glass-Topped Table

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27 June 2023 at 19:00

You can pour a drink into it while hosting a party, although it's a real pain to fit in the dishwasher afterward.

Received — 26 June 2023 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Alphabet Notes 25 June 2023 at 19:00

Alphabet Notes

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25 June 2023 at 19:00

Listen, you're very cute, but if you rearrange the alphabet to put U and I together it will RUIN the spacing!

Received — 23 June 2023 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Garden Path Sentence 22 June 2023 at 19:00

Garden Path Sentence

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22 June 2023 at 19:00

Arboretum Owner Denied Standing in Garden Path Suit on Grounds Grounds Appealing Appealing

Received — 21 June 2023 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Summer Solstice 20 June 2023 at 19:00

Summer Solstice

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20 June 2023 at 19:00

Then I'll start work on my lunar engines to line the Moon up with the ecliptic so we can have a solar eclipse every month (with a little wobble so they're not always on the equator.)

Received — 19 June 2023 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Bookshelf Sorting 18 June 2023 at 19:00

Bookshelf Sorting

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18 June 2023 at 19:00

Of course, I sort all my bookshelves the normal way, alphabetically (by first sentence).

Received — 16 June 2023 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Heat Pump 15 June 2023 at 19:00

Heat Pump

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15 June 2023 at 19:00

If I'm not going to upgrade to a powered one, I should at LEAST stop leaving the door open so often.

Received — 14 June 2023 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Making Plans 13 June 2023 at 19:00

Making Plans

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13 June 2023 at 19:00

Oh no, I haven't checked in with Yvonne in YEARS.