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Received — 9 August 2023 ⏭ Comics

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What to Do 8 August 2023 at 19:00

What to Do

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8 August 2023 at 19:00

FYI: The 'drop, cover, and hold on' advice only applies to earthquakes. If you encounter a mountain lion, you should absolutely not drop to the ground, crawl under it, and hold on to one of its legs.

Received — 7 August 2023 ⏭ Comics

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Solar Panel Placement 6 August 2023 at 19:00

Solar Panel Placement

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6 August 2023 at 19:00

Getting the utility people to run transmission lines to Earth is expensive, but it will pay for itself in no time.

Received — 4 August 2023 ⏭ Comics

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Free Fallin' 3 August 2023 at 19:00

Free Fallin'

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3 August 2023 at 19:00

Their crash investigation team had some particularly harsh words for Dave Matthews.

Received — 2 August 2023 ⏭ Comics

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How to Coil a Cable 1 August 2023 at 19:00

How to Coil a Cable

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1 August 2023 at 19:00

The ideal mix for maximum competitive cable-coiling energy is one A/V tech, one rock climber, one sailor, and one topologist.

Received — 31 July 2023 ⏭ Comics

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Moon 30 July 2023 at 19:00

Moon

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30 July 2023 at 19:00

I mean, it's pretty, but it doesn't really affect us beyond that. Except that half the nights aren't really dark, and once or twice a day it makes the oceans flood the coasts.

Received — 28 July 2023 ⏭ Comics

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Daytime Firefly 27 July 2023 at 19:00

Daytime Firefly

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27 July 2023 at 19:00

Mr. Jones, watch out for Ms. Lenhart! She's from genus Photuris!

Received — 26 July 2023 ⏭ Comics

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Bad Map Projection: ABS(Longitude) 25 July 2023 at 19:00

Bad Map Projection: ABS(Longitude)

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25 July 2023 at 19:00

Positive vibes/longitudes only

Received — 24 July 2023 ⏭ Comics

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Anti-Vaxxers 23 July 2023 at 19:00

Anti-Vaxxers

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23 July 2023 at 19:00

The vaccine stuff seems pretty simple. But if you take a closer look at the data, it's still simple, but bigger. And slightly blurry. Might need reading glasses.

Received — 21 July 2023 ⏭ Comics

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Global Atmospheric Circulation 20 July 2023 at 19:00

Global Atmospheric Circulation

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20 July 2023 at 19:00

Refs generally say that you can exercise enough altitude control to avoid the ground, but if you start strategically choosing air layers to steer yourself, that's traveling.

Received — 19 July 2023 ⏭ Comics

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Marshmallow 18 July 2023 at 19:00

Marshmallow

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18 July 2023 at 19:00

The increasing number of graham crackers and chocolate bars in orbit has created a growing risk of Kessler s'mores.

Received — 17 July 2023 ⏭ Comics

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Geohydrotypography 16 July 2023 at 19:00

Geohydrotypography

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16 July 2023 at 19:00

The Atlantic is expanding at about 10 ppm (points per month).

Received — 14 July 2023 ⏭ Comics

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Fireflies 13 July 2023 at 19:00

Fireflies

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13 July 2023 at 19:00

I feel bad for Earth 2 and their shadowflies.

Received — 13 July 2023 ⏭ Comics

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Contact Merge 11 July 2023 at 19:00

Contact Merge

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11 July 2023 at 19:00

I actually kind of feel like John and Surf King wouldn't like each other, which is a lot to unpack.

Received — 10 July 2023 ⏭ Comics

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Down 9 July 2023 at 19:00

Down

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9 July 2023 at 19:00

It's just that I get nervous about heights.

Received — 7 July 2023 ⏭ Comics

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Frankenstein Claim Permutations 6 July 2023 at 19:00

Frankenstein Claim Permutations

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6 July 2023 at 19:00

When I began trying to form a new claim by stitching together these parts in such an unnatural way, some called me mad.

Received — 5 July 2023 ⏭ Comics

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Room Temperature 4 July 2023 at 19:00

Room Temperature

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4 July 2023 at 19:00

They're also refusing to fund my device that demonstrates uncontrolled hot fusion.

Received — 3 July 2023 ⏭ Comics

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Actual Progress 2 July 2023 at 19:00

Actual Progress

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2 July 2023 at 19:00

Slowly progressing from 'how do protons behave in relativistic collisions?' to 'what the heck are protons even doing when they're just sitting there?'

Received — 30 June 2023 ⏭ Comics

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Real Estate Analysis 29 June 2023 at 19:00

Real Estate Analysis

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29 June 2023 at 19:00

Mars does get a good score on 'noise levels' and 'scenic views,' but the school district ranking isn't great; the only teacher--the Perseverance rover--is too busy with rock samples to teach more than the occasional weekend class.

Received — 28 June 2023 ⏭ Comics

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Glass-Topped Table 27 June 2023 at 19:00

Glass-Topped Table

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27 June 2023 at 19:00

You can pour a drink into it while hosting a party, although it's a real pain to fit in the dishwasher afterward.

Received — 26 June 2023 ⏭ Comics

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Alphabet Notes 25 June 2023 at 19:00

Alphabet Notes

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25 June 2023 at 19:00

Listen, you're very cute, but if you rearrange the alphabet to put U and I together it will RUIN the spacing!