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Received — 6 November 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Simulation 5 November 2026 at 19:00

Simulation

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5 November 2026 at 19:00

No matter what I initially open Universe Sandbox to do, I always end up just mashing planets together like a small child making toys kiss.

Received — 4 November 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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House Majority 3 November 2026 at 19:00

House Majority

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3 November 2026 at 19:00

For the first time in history, it will be possible for a Democratic Senator from Kansas to see a programmable automatic digital computer.

Received — 2 November 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Elevators 1 November 2026 at 19:00

Elevators

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1 November 2026 at 19:00

"A reusable elevator would also be great because we'd save so much on the bulky and expensive shields that people currently use to avoid bruises and rug burns when sliding down the stairs."

Received — 30 October 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Earth Sized Planets 29 October 2026 at 19:00

Earth Sized Planets

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29 October 2026 at 19:00

It probably has an icy mantle over the real silicate geology, but I'm hoping something weird happened to burn off most of the water like with Io.

Received — 28 October 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Gravitational Square Wave 27 October 2026 at 19:00

Gravitational Square Wave

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27 October 2026 at 19:00

Depending on the energy deposition I can manage, it might also be a fun prank on the rest of the Earth.

Received — 27 October 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Siege Engine 25 October 2026 at 19:00

Siege Engine

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25 October 2026 at 19:00

They initially thought the containment structure alone would be sufficient, but for good measure they decided to include the Elephant's Foot inside.

Received — 23 October 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Forms of Water 22 October 2026 at 19:00

Forms of Water

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22 October 2026 at 19:00

The 'light' refers to bremsstrahlung.

Received — 21 October 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Vulnerability 20 October 2026 at 19:00

Vulnerability

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20 October 2026 at 19:00

Other numbers are largely unaffected, but anyone using '4' for their certificate key is urged to upgrade to '5'.

Received — 19 October 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Fusion Device 18 October 2026 at 19:00

Fusion Device

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18 October 2026 at 19:00

I don't see why people have trouble doing this at room temperature. Using hot rivets would honestly have been MORE work.

Received — 16 October 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Momentum Demonstration 15 October 2026 at 19:00

Momentum Demonstration

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15 October 2026 at 19:00

"I'm doing really well on the Hertzsprung-Russell academic diagram, which has spectral class on one axis and Rate My Professors rating on the other."

Received — 14 October 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Planet Database 13 October 2026 at 19:00

Planet Database

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13 October 2026 at 19:00

Atmospheric transmission spectroscopy has revealed that the sunsets from the observatory are really pretty.

Received — 12 October 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Rejected Space Mission Profiles 11 October 2026 at 19:00

Rejected Space Mission Profiles

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11 October 2026 at 19:00

Although NASA agreed that Voyager 2 'seemed lonely' they decided against launching a companion orbiter mission after further measurements indicated that the spacecraft actually preferred the peace and quiet.

Received — 9 October 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Dogcatcher 8 October 2026 at 19:00

Dogcatcher

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8 October 2026 at 19:00

People out here catching strays out here catching strays

Received — 7 October 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Juice 6 October 2026 at 19:00

Juice

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6 October 2026 at 19:00

I need to push some updates to the remote sensing instruments, which are there to measure the surface and definitely not do anything else.

Received — 5 October 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Spectrum Allocation 4 October 2026 at 19:00

Spectrum Allocation

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4 October 2026 at 19:00

Rumor has it that they're finally auctioning off the zeppelin navigation bands, but everyone is worried that the scary boat captains will express interest.

Received — 2 October 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Accelerator Energies 1 October 2026 at 19:00

Accelerator Energies

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1 October 2026 at 19:00

Fans at Daytona always get extra excited when officials decide to introduce some antimatter cars circling the track in the opposite direction.

Received — 1 October 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Ground Effect 29 September 2026 at 19:00

Ground Effect

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29 September 2026 at 19:00

Runners looking for aerodynamic advantage typically wear sneakers because some fancy dress shoes can create wingtip vortices.

Received — 28 September 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer 27 September 2026 at 19:00

Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer

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27 September 2026 at 19:00

"I did briefly visit Venus in August 2025, but I figured out the mistake on my own because it didn't have any moons."

Received — 25 September 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Slab Graveyard 24 September 2026 at 19:00

Slab Graveyard

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24 September 2026 at 19:00

It's ok if you want to close close your eyes for the slab graveyard, so you can still have fun riding the mantle plume back up afterward!

Received — 23 September 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Voyager Instruments 22 September 2026 at 19:00

Voyager Instruments

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22 September 2026 at 19:00

Convincing him to turn off the stupid laser show and useless sound system was such a huge ordeal that no one has wanted to do it again.